The funny, the bad and the ugly.

This website isn't just about the appealing Christmas trees of our day. It's about the awful ones as well. Or like the title says; the funny, bad and ugly Christmas trees. Before I begin I would like to say that what is said here is all in good fun and should be considered lighthearted humor. Anyone who takes offense at what I say needs to realize that there are lots of worse things to have than an ugly Christmas tree.

Now on to the disasters. In case you are wondering what makes a Christmas tree a disaster I will do my best to explain using the pictures for examples. Let's roll!

Poorly distributed garland

Come on, lets try a little. It looks like someone was blindfolded, spun around, given some purple garland and then shoved towards the tree to decorate. Wondering why the tree only has garland on it? It doesn't. It also consists of purple ornaments strategically hung right by the same color garland so that you will be none the wiser. Haha, that'll teach us!

Using stuffed animals as the sole source for ornaments

Who knew this was a problem? It looks like this person (after raiding the Christmas section at Hobby Lobby) turned around and chucked everything in one flying heap to land randomly on and around the tree.



Making your tree wear a diaper

Poor tree must be so embarrassed.



Sometimes it's not as much the tree as the spot itself

I know I hate having to go to the bathroom where there is no tree to look at.



Beaded garland is the culprit here

This is the exact reason why I never let my tree go on a Mardi Gras float.



Confusing decorations


This tree may have made it in my "Classy Christmas Tree" post (about to be put up later) except that it has these bewildering white pieces of paper on it. Are they the result of an unfinished child's artwork? After all they have no color on them. Are they some sort of gift/letter? If so then why is one being used as a tree topper? Looks like we are left never knowing.

Don't worry, more disasters to come!